Little Green Fascists

The Most Dangerous Man Boy in America

2007-10-13T07:28:00.000-07:00

This 12 year old boy looks harmless, but he is the newest mouthpiece of the Islamofeminicommunifascists. He spoke favorably about his family's experience with socialized medicine after his viscious mother rammed the family's minivan into a tree after it skidded on a patch of ice. He and his sister allegedly spent months in the hospital with so-called "traumatic brain injury".

Leave it to the feminislamocommunislamifascists to select a ~~brainwashed~~ brain-damaged kid as their spokesperson, but who said they could do anything right? That is why they are such a dangerous imminent menace to our very way of life.

Just look at the little moonbat at work:

The sense of evil is palpable

Brainwashed Soldier Simply Cannot Believe He is Being Used

2007-10-06T11:04:00.000-07:00

Joe Watkins keeps trying to let this brainwashed soldier know that he is being used - keeps saying it over and over again - but the deranged islamofeminicommunifascist simply does not give up his delusion that the war in Iraq is somehow wrong.

Feminislamofascists Try To Burn Down Senate Office Buildings

2007-10-05T06:09:00.000-07:00

Capitol Police reported four small fires in Senate office buildings. “They are suspicious in nature,” said Sgt. Kimberly Schneider. Sergeant Schneider said three fires had been extinguished in the Dirksen Senate Office Building and one in the Hart building next door; all were in women’s restrooms.

Obama is a Terrorist

2007-10-05T06:01:00.000-07:00

Typical moonbat. Thinking that how you act is more important than what you wear.

WATERLOO, Iowa - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says he no longer wears an American flag lapel pin because it has become a substitute for "true patriotism" since the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Noting the TV interview, he told the campaign crowd, "I said, you know what, I probably haven't worn a flag pin in a very long time. After a while I noticed people wearing a lapel pin and not acting very patriotic."

"My attitude is that I'm less concerned about what you're wearing on your lapel than what's in your heart. You show your patriotism by how you treat your fellow Americans, especially those who serve. You show your patriotism by being true to our values and ideals. That's what we have to lead with is our values and our ideals."

New Security Alert: Islamofascists Using Urns

2007-10-05T05:59:00.001-07:00

INDIANAPOLIS - Hundreds of people were evacuated from an airport early Friday after a person brought an urn to the airport, a spokeswoman said.
Officials believed the urn contained cremated remains, but police and airport security wanted to check as a safety precaution, Indianapolis International Airport spokeswoman Susan Sullivan said.

Calls seeking comment were left with the TSA.

The evacuation caused up to 500 people to leave two terminals, Sullivan said. It was not immediately clear how many flights were affected because of the evacuation.

Freedom Fighters Attacked and Arrested

2007-10-05T05:53:00.000-07:00

All this nice wealthy white couple wanted to do was to enjoy the money they had accumulated without government interference. But do you think the Feds were going to let them do that? No.

CONCORD, N.H. - A couple convicted of tax evasion who threatened violence if authorities approached them were arrested peacefully at their rural Plainfield home after holing up at the fortress-like compound for months, U.S. Marshals said...

Ed Brown had warned authorities the authorities wouldn't take him alive: "We either walk out of here free or we die," he said earlier this year.

The Browns, who were turned over to the custody of the U.S. Bureau of Prisons, were convicted on federal tax charges in January and refused to turn themselves in to authorities when they were sentenced in April to five years and three months in prison.

Iceland Has Gone Totally Islamic

2007-10-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

Iceland has pulled its one 'soldier' out of the Coalition of the Willing. What else would you expect from a socialist country?

Why I Love the 'Eagles'

2007-09-29T12:10:00.000-07:00

This is a proud member of the Gathering of Eagles and his self-portrait. Taken by wyoung15.

UPDATE: You can read about the continuing adventures of our 'Eagles' here.

Islamofascist Building Opens In Britian

2007-09-29T05:01:00.000-07:00

They say it's just a 'performing arts centre', but the Sage in Gateshead, England is an islamofascist building from top to bottom:

First of all, it looks like a grub and grubs are eaten by savages in Africa and Australia. And what else is savage? Islamocommunifeminifascists!

QED

Saturday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-29T04:56:00.000-07:00

Can I help it if the hamsters died or went to sleep or something? I was so busy with my ~~paranoid~~ patriotic relatives that I forgot to feed them or something. It's lucky that kicking that box they're in worked.

I guess that's why it's called a reboot.

Anyway, I have to get Aunt Mabel outta there and then disinfect the safe room. Consider this an open thread.

Google Earth Stifles Free Expression

2007-09-27T09:16:00.000-07:00

In the 1960's, the Navy built a perfectly fine set of buildings to house Seabees. And now, thanks to Google Earth, the Navy is planning on spending more than a half million dollars to hide the buildings from the air.

Why?

It's just those Islamofeminicommunifascists at Google thinking they can take over the world.

Google Supports Mexicacommunifeminislamofascists Today (Of Course)

2007-09-27T09:14:00.000-07:00

Success in Iraf!

2007-09-26T16:48:00.000-07:00

You won't see it reported in the MSM, but things are going great in Iraf!

In The Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'

Who says Freedom isn't on the march?

Tuesday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-25T10:19:00.001-07:00

Can I help it if my relatives are fat? Still working on getting them out of the safe room.

Consider this an open thread. All technical problems with this site are due to deranged moonbats.

Sunday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-23T05:50:00.001-07:00

I have relatives in from out of town and they all wanted to sleep in the safe room last night because of the immenent threat of attack. Posting is likely to be light through Monday while I work to pull them out.

Consider this an open thread.

Why Didn't They Shoot Her?

2007-09-21T12:04:00.000-07:00

BREAKING:

An MIT student tried to ~~blow up~~ do something suspicious at Logan Airport today. She walked up to a counter with an ~~bomb~~ 6" long circuit board ~~strapped~~ pinned to her sweatshirt in plain view and ~~connected to~~ having nothing to do with the ~~plastic explosive~~ play-doh in her hand.

She said it was art.

For those of you who think this is no big deal, read this quote:

"Thankfully because she followed our instructions, she ended up in our cell instead of a morgue," Pare said. "Again, this is a serious offense ... I’m shocked and appalled that somebody would wear this type of device to an airport."

She shocked and appalled a security officer. Will he ever recover? But then it gets worse.

The activist courts released her on bail of only $750. They should have shot such a dangerous CodePink feminicommunislamist terrorist!

Terrorists Arrested in South Carolina. We need to Bomb Iran Now.

2007-09-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

Two Islamists, Youssef Megahed and Ahmed Mohamed, were arrested on August 4th in South Carolina. August. Fourth.

Because of the MSM, we are just hearing now about the egregious danger the Islmocommunifeminislamists pose to our very way of life.

Items confiscated from the car carrying Youssef Megahed and Ahmed Mohamed, who were arrested in Goose Creek on Aug. 4 and charged with violating explosives laws:

Three pieces of PVC piping that were filled with a mixture of potassium nitrate, corn syrup and cat box litter.

An electric drill, a box of .22-caliber cartridges, a five-gallon container partially filled with gasoline and 23 feet of safety fuse.

The police also found a video narrated by one of the terrorists showing other terrorists how to turn a remote controlled car or boat into a remote-controlled detonator! The terrorists had even posted the video on YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't have an overtly patriotic logo, they are obviously pro-terrorist sympathizers.

But it gets worse.

The terrorists were released on bail. On. Bail.

Obviously, this all mean we need to bomb Iran before the islamofeminicommunifascists end our way of life as we know it and force us all into following Sharia law.

Me

2007-09-21T09:11:00.000-07:00

Me.

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Mine.

Proof That Global Warming Doesn't Exist

2007-09-20T16:15:00.000-07:00

Neptune's south pole is warming up because it has been getting the sun shining right on it for the past 40 years. This proves that the earth is warming because of the sun.

This image provided by NASA Wednesday Sept. 19, 2007 shows thermal images of the planet Neptune. The images were obtained with the Very Large Telescope in Chile, using an imager/spectrometer for mid-infrared wavelengths on Sept. 1 and 2, 2006. The upper left image samples temperatures near the top of Neptune's troposphere (near 100 millibar pressure, which is one-tenth the Earth atmospheric pressure at sea level). The hottest temperatures are indicated at the lower part of the image, at Neptune's south pole (see the graphic at the upper right). The lower two images, taken 6.3 hours apart, sample temperatures at higher altitudes in Neptune's stratosphere. They do show generally warmer temperatures near, but not at, the south pole. They also show a distinct warm area which can be seen in the lower left image and rotated completely around the back of the planet and returned to the earth-facing hemisphere in the lower right image. (AP Photo/VLT/ESO/NASA/JPL/Paris Observatory )

First They Want To Kill Our Embryos Then They Want to Kill Our Testicles

2007-09-20T09:52:00.000-07:00

Outrageous news from the world of evil crazy muslimmocommunifeminislamofascist science: they can harvest stem cells from human testicles.

NEW YORK, 20 (UPI) -- U.S. scientists said adult stem cells found in human testicles might be used in place of controversial embryonic stem cells to help fight diseases.

Weill Cornell Medical College researchers used spermatogonial progenitor stem cells, or SPCs, obtained from mice testes to form so-called multi-potent adult spermatogonial-derived stem cells. Those cells developed into endothelial cells and tissue, as well as cardiac cells, brain cells and a variety of other cell types.

Prior research used genetic manipulation to reprogram adult cells derived from connective tissue to acquire stem-cell potential, differentiating into various organ-specific tissues, the scientists said. However, that reprogramming method -- called "induced pluripotency" -- carried an increased risk of transforming into malignant cells.

"Some hurdles remain … nevertheless, it appears that these unique specialized spermatogonial cells could be an easily obtained and manipulated[emphasis added.. ed.] source of stem cells with exactly the same capability to form new tissues that we see in embryonic stem cells," said senior study author Dr. Shahin Rafii.

They say it out loud: Terrorists just want to manipulate our testicles.

Whacko Moonbats Increase Global Warming Which Doesn't Exist

2007-09-20T08:40:00.000-07:00

So, those crazy bonkers insane leftists are all like, "Ooh! Kum-buy-yah! End the War! Stop Global Warming (which doesn't exist)!" but then they drive to their moonbat protests and they drive in their parade of freakazoid communifeminislamofascism idiocy. They drive big, gas-guzzling busses like these. Way to prevent global warming (which doesn't exist), moonbats!

Thursday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-20T08:36:00.001-07:00

Still cleaning up the code. It's a good thing that I am a coding genius.

What else is going on in the world?

Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread

2007-09-19T09:01:00.000-07:00

I wanted to repeat myself again about comments. Our comments policy is to edit comments to delete any offensive terms such as "raghead". We can discuss the commiefeminislamofascists and their vast threat to our very way of life without using terms such as that. If your comment is so offensive that it cannot be fixed by editing, it will be deleted.

I take these serious steps in the name of freedom of speech.

Consider this an open thread.

A Hero for Massachusetts and America: Clark Billings

2007-09-19T07:55:00.000-07:00

The only sane man in Massachusetts speaks up:

"Think about it!", indeed.

Evil Googleantisemitislamofascists!

2007-09-18T12:28:00.000-07:00

Of course Google still hasn't changed their logo for 9/11 as they do for other holidays. Fortunately, Ebay has changed their logo to one which will always remind us of the greatness of our great nation:

Preposterous Moonbat out of California Writes a Stupid Book

2007-09-18T12:27:00.000-07:00

I've been reading a big, thick book about good and evil because I am smarter than anyone else.

But I wasn't even halfway through the first chapter of the book, The Lucifer Effect by Philip Zimbardo, when I knew that it author was just another relativist islamocommunifeminislamofascist. It doesn't matter that he was the creator of the Stanford Prison Experiment. Ho-hum.

First of all, you can tell he's full of it since he talks about "growing up in the ghetto" and he isn't even black. Then he goes on to dissect this M. C. Escher image:

"Three psychological truths emerge from Escher's image. First the world is filled with both good and evil - was, is, will always be. Second, the barrier between good and evil is permeable and nebulous. And third, it is possible for angels to become devils and, perhaps more difficult to conceive, for devils to become angels."

Well that's just not true. Look at that image. It's obvious the angels are patriotic Americans and the devils are islamocommunifemininazis - was, is, will always be.

To add insult to injury, the guy talks about witch hunts in the middle ages and says this:

"The terrible paradox of the the Inquisition is that the ardent and often sincere desire to combat evil generated evil on a grander scale than the world had ever seen before. It ushered in the the use by State and Church of torture devices and tactics that were the ultimate perversion of any ideal of human perfection. The exquisite nature of the human mind, which can create great work of art, science, and philosophy, was perverted to engage in acts of "creative cruelty" that were designed to break the will"

Wrong.

Then he prattles on about people behaving differently in different situations. When something bad happens, he thinks we should ask:

"What conditions could be contributing to certain reactions? What circumstances might be involved in generating behavior? What was the situation like from the perspective of the actors?"

Wrong.

The guy thinks he knows something just because he took a bunch of college students, made some of them "prisoners" and made some "jailers" and then all sorts of bad stuff happened to the "prisoners". They probably deserved it.

Bill Richardson Knows Nothing About Football... Or Terrorism

2007-09-18T12:24:00.000-07:00

"The President has been allowed to spy on Americans without a warrant, and our U.S. Senate is letting it continue... You know something is wrong when the New England Patriots face stiffer penalties for spying on innocent Americans than Dick Cheney and George Bush."

Exactly

2007-09-17T07:38:00.000-07:00

Valiant counter-protesters confronted hordes of raging psychotics in D.C. on Saturday with some great messaging. Here's an example:

(click to enlarge)

It's almost as good as "this" classic:

Now the Iraqis are Shooting Themselves in the Foot

2007-09-17T07:04:00.000-07:00

BAGHDAD - The Iraqi government said Monday that it was pulling the license of an American security firm allegedly involved in the fatal shooting of civilians during an attack on a U.S. State Department motorcade in Baghdad.

The Interior Ministry said it would prosecute any foreign contractors found to have used excessive force in the Sunday shooting. It was latest accusation against the U.S.-contracted firms that operate with little or no supervision and are widely disliked by Iraqis who resent their speeding motorcades and forceful behavior.

Interior Ministry spokesman Abdul-Karim Khalaf said eight civilians were killed and 13 were wounded when security contractors believed to be working for Blackwater USA opened fire in a predominantly Sunni neighborhood of western Baghdad.

If Blackwater doesn't provide security, who will? Also, Iraq is stifling free enterprise by shooting themselves in the foot.

Obviously, We Need to Bomb Iran

2007-09-17T06:59:00.001-07:00

"Iranian visitors walk on the U.S. and Israel national flags as they past pictures of the Palestinians suicide bombers, during a visit of the International Koran exhibition at Imam Khomeini grand mosque in central Tehran September 15, 2007. REUTERS/Morteza Nikoubazl"

They're not even doing it right. This is how you step on the flag:

A True and Noble Patriot

2007-09-16T10:49:00.001-07:00

After all, nothing says patriotism like declaring you commit violent crimes against those you don't like.

Daily Kos Outrage

2007-09-16T09:47:00.000-07:00

Some Kos Kid published a diary with which I disagree, so that means Markos Moulitsas is a bad person who should be shot.

I'll pick any random diary for this post... let's just say this one.

Sunday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-16T09:45:00.000-07:00

I’ve been optimizing, tweaking, and refining the CSS code, so if something works strangely, refresh the page. Twice.

Then do it again. Twice. Then touch your right foot to your left elbow as you refresh the page again. Twice.

Then upgrade to a browser made in America, you moonbat. The only lunatics complaining are using that Firefox or Opera crap.

Unglued Moonbats Victimize Dubya's Faithful

2007-09-16T09:23:00.000-07:00

Frenzied leftists are making much of a recent study which shows that libtards allegedly have more brain activity than us. Allegedly, the study shows that islamofeminicommunifascists are also able to adapt to change more easily, also.

But look how those mentally-defective moonbat researchers biased the study:

In a simple experiment reported today in the journal Nature Neuroscience, scientists at New York University and UCLA show that political orientation is related to differences in how the brain processes information.

Previous psychological studies have found that conservatives tend to be more structured and persistent in their judgments whereas liberals are more open to new experiences. The latest study found those traits are not confined to political situations but also influence everyday decisions.

The results show "there are two cognitive styles -- a liberal style and a conservative style," said UCLA neurologist Dr. Marco Iacoboni, who was not connected to the latest research.

Participants were college students whose politics ranged from "very liberal" to "very conservative." They were instructed to tap a keyboard when an M appeared on a computer monitor and to refrain from tapping when they saw a W.

M appeared four times more frequently than W, conditioning participants to press a key in knee-jerk fashion whenever they saw a letter.

Each participant was wired to an electroencephalograph that recorded activity in the anterior cingulate cortex, the part of the brain that detects conflicts between a habitual tendency (pressing a key) and a more appropriate response (not pressing the key). Liberals had more brain activity and made fewer mistakes than conservatives when they saw a W, researchers said.

Did you catch it. Those looney researchers knew that conservatives would press the key when they saw a Dubya. They are faithful servants of our dear Leader after all.

And those mentally-screwed-up 'researchers' tried to make it sound like a bad thing that conservatives can't change course. Of courst not. Since life is just like a train track, sticking to old ways is the best course in all circumstances.

More Lies From the Lunatic Fringes of Our Great Nation

2007-09-16T04:25:00.000-07:00

Earlier this week, a deranged and enraged black man tried to force his way into the General Petraeus hearing. He was tackled and arrested by six or seven Capitol Police officers.

Of course, the psychotic islamocommunofemifascists started whining about "excessive force" and "civil rights violations". They shrieked that the crazed demento was a minister and that the police broke his leg. They even posted a propaganda video purporting to show him being treated by medical personnel.

But his extensive injuries didn't prevent the good 'Reverend' from attending yesterday's gathering of moonbats in Washington. And now we find out that all the cries of "I'm not resisting!" and "My leg is broken" were just more crazy leftist lies.

He just has torn ligaments.

Lunatic Moonbats Commit Child Abuse

2007-09-15T14:31:00.000-07:00

Another image too disturbing for publication. Those raving head-case feminocommunislamofascists are now forcing their children to attend their anti-American gatherings. Look at the misery in that poor child's eyes.

UPDATE at 17:55 PM on Saturday, September 15, 2207: Not only are they perverting the innocence of childhood, but they are perverting the good name of Santa Claus as well. Is there no depth to which these psych-case feminocommunislamofascist sympathizers will not stoop in their lust for power and personal gain?

UPDATE at 21:40 PM on Saturday, September 15, 2007: And here are some other young victims of moonbat child abuse. That young boy is making that disgusting peace sign as if he thinks he knows what it means. But what does a young boy know about peace?

UPDATE at 07:14 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: And yet more innocent victims of horrific abuse committed openly, without shame, out in public. Where were the police.

UPDATE at 07:23 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: And right on schedule, CodePink gets in on the child abuse action.

UPDATE at 08:41 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: Right when you think the dangerously raving leftists have gone as low as they can, they go lower. It's not enough to torture children. Now they are torturing dogs. Where are those PETA nuts when you need them?

Unglued Rabid Lamb Army Invades Our Nation's Capitol

2007-09-15T14:11:00.000-07:00

There was another embarassing display of nuttiness in Washington D.C. today as 'thousands' of demented dementos gathered to block the path of righteousness in the Middle East. Don't they realize that under Sharia Law they wouldn't be able to assemble at all.

Fortunately, our friends the Eagles were able to gather and give the deranged leftist moonbats a lesson in civilty and goodness.

UPDATE at 17:22 PM, Saturday, September 15, 2007: I won't show you this photo because the image is too disturbing. This is what the unhinged leftists think is acceptable. Not only is his skin way too brown, but he is advertising the fact that he is rude. Silly moonbat.

UPDATE at 17:48 PM, Saturday, September 15, 2007: These screwy Kos Kids keep on forcing me to refuse to display their images since they are so disturbing. In this photo, two old women display the ravages of age. Don't they realize that you only have the right to go out in public if you are young and good looking? They have grey hair. They are disgusting.

At Last a Real Candidate for President

2007-09-15T13:53:00.001-07:00

Alan Keyes is stepping into the race for the Presidency. At last we have a candidate who understands that every muslim on the planet wants to viciously kill us all dead.

Or at least one of his columnists does. It's too bad his skin is so brown, but it's a start.

Saturday Morning Open Thread

2007-09-15T07:27:00.000-07:00

We are still having techical problems. I hear the hamsters thrashing in their box and the lights indicating they're alive are blinking all the time. I fired that nerd who told me there were no hamsters in there and I'll keep you posted on how I can make them stop making that awful noise.

In the meantime, here's an open thread.

Looming Victory Over Ice: Kos Kids Despair

2007-09-15T07:13:00.000-07:00

The beserk Kos Kids won't ever let you know that global warming is a good thing because they have been brainwashed by the Great Orange Satan. But here's a good thing about it: the fabled Northwest Passage is about to appear to our wondering eyes.

So much Arctic ice has melted that soon it will be possible to travel from the Atlantic to the Pacific over the top of Canada. Then we can achieve hegemony over those terrorist-coddling hosers to the North. That would improve the situation in the Middle East immeasurably and then we will be safe from terror for the rest of all time.

Oh, and we will be able to off CodePink members more easily.

Islamocommiefeminifascists At It Again

2007-09-15T06:56:00.000-07:00

Now the evil fanatics are threatening decent, law-abiding Iraqi leaders if they protest the slaughter of Sheik Abdul-Sattar Abu Risha.

"We will publish lists of names of the tribal figures to scandalize them in front of our blessed tribes," the statement added.

And the bonkers moonbats over at "Daily Kos" think that is just fine and dandy.

When will those rabid lambs see that the biggest threat of all time is hanging over our heads in the Middle East?

Russians Invade America. Thanks, Moonbats.

2007-09-14T18:45:00.000-07:00

Breaking news from a true patriot,TBogg. It looks like Russians have invaded one of the most potent symbols of our very way of life. He even has a photo.

It is tragic that those screwy CodePink feminocommuniislamofascists successfully lulled patriotic Americans into a false sense of security about the big Red Bear's intentions.

Every American worth anything will find out where this atrocity has occurred and will rush there immediately with their trusty firearms. I'll coordinate operations from my safe room in the basement.

Defend our Homeland. If you see a women dressed in pink and not wearing makeup, kill her.

Fox the Only News Worth Watching

2007-09-14T18:17:00.001-07:00

Once again Fox News was the only channel refusing to cave into the unreasonable demands of libtards for "equal time" and "fairness". Those terms sound reasonable, but they really mean "all Noam Chomsky all the time" and "shutting down all rational thought" and if we did that, where would we be?

What did Fox News do that was so terrible in the eyes of the lunatics? They declined to air Democratic propaganda after our dear Leader's speech last night. Instead, Shepard Smith did a masterful job of summarizing the dementos ravings in a refined and non-harmful way.

We applaud Fox News. Watch Fox News all the time. Except when you are reading LGF.

Moving On to Treason

2007-09-14T18:12:00.001-07:00

The deranged communitards at MoveOn.org marked the anniversary of the bloody attacks of 9/11 by accusing a patriotic American, General Patraeus, of betraying us. Duh. He only did that to support the troops.

They have a line in their website:

"(Click here for the thinking behind the ad)"

What thinking? Moonbats can't think because their heads are stuffed with green cheese.

We're Back.

2007-09-14T17:28:00.000-07:00

Blame Charles Johnson for telling me that these sites are run by hamsters. I was putting hay and Hamster Chow® in the feeder slot of their cage when some nerd told me to quit messing up the server. It didn't look like a waiter to me. It looked like a tall pizza box with blinking lights.

Is it my fault I thought the lights were to show that hamsters were still alive? Long story short: I had to figure out how to fix the waiter. Good thing I'm a coding genius. So, if you have problems with the site, it's your fault. Especially if you are using the insane liberal Firefox.

Use a browser which was made in America, moonbat!

Our New Way Forward in Iraq!

2007-05-07T17:57:00.000-07:00

We Win and They Lose. What a great strategy! Why haven't we thought of that before. I know! Let's tell Nancy Pelosi! She seems too dumb to figure anything out on her own. And what would you expect from a mere Frau?

So help us catch up to TBogg, that scurrilous lieberal, on the "Leader Board". Sign up now (just keep in mind that Hugh Jorgan is already taken)!

Ve VON!

2007-04-03T08:14:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush's administration has crippled al Qaeda's ability to carry out major attacks on U.S. soil but at a political and economic cost that could leave the country more vulnerable in years to come, experts say.

Even as al Qaeda tries to rebuild operations in Pakistan, experts including current and former intelligence officials believe the group would have a hard time staging another September 11 because of U.S. success at killing or capturing senior members whose skills and experience have not been replaced.

Some experts warn that the successes of Bush's war on terrorism have been undercut by huge security costs, strains on the U.S. military from wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and resentment of the United States abroad.

"Look at al Qaeda's plans," said Michael Scheuer, who once led the CIA team devoted to finding al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. "They're very simply defined in two phrases: spread out America's forces and bleed the United States to bankruptcy. I'd argue America has been under attack successfully every day since 9/11 from that perspective.

"If you're looking at it from the cave, or wherever al Qaeda is hiding at the moment, you have to be pretty happy with the way the world is moving," he said.

But IntelCenter chief executive Ben Venzke said the chance of an al Qaeda attack on U.S. soil has grown based on the militant network's increasing references to the American homeland in public messages.

"Our leading thinking is that we are closer now to an attempt at a major attack in the United States than at any point since 9/11," Venzke said.

(Editing done by Fox News)

You zee? You zee!? No more terrorismismists!!!!!!!

Vot Vill Shtephen Colbert T'ink????

2007-03-23T15:11:00.000-07:00

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany's youngest celebrity, Knut the polar bear cub, made his much-anticipated public debut at Berlin Zoo Friday and appeared unfazed by the media scrum surrounding his first excursion.

The three-and-a-half-month old white cub padded gingerly round his new enclosure to the gasps and sighs of onlookers.

Fortified by a breakfast of porridge, the puppy-sized cub sniffed the grass and rolled in the dust before delighting the crowds by splashing in a pond.

He's Cherman...but but...he's ein bear! But he's Cherman!

What Ein Horrible Day!!!!!

2007-03-20T13:33:00.000-07:00

First, dere vuz dis:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House offered on Tuesday to make President George W. Bush's senior political adviser, Karl Rove, and other officials available to congressional investigators to give unsworn testimony in the firings of U.S. attorneys.

In a letter to relevant members of Congress, White House counsel Fred Fielding made clear he was not offering them to give sworn testimony as they have requested.

"Such interviews would be private and conducted without the need for an oath, transcript, subsequent testimony or the subsequent issuance of subpoenas," Fielding wrote.

How vill he hide der truth eef he cannot swear to hees testiclemony?????

But vorse, dere's dis!

FAIRFAX, Kansas (Reuters) - President George W Bush used the backdrop of visits to struggling U.S. automakers on Tuesday to pitch his energy agenda, promoting passenger vehicles that use less or no gasoline as a way to reduce oil consumption.

But....but....but...our invastments! Mein Zaudi friends! Vot vill ve do!?!?!?!?!

But eef dat vuz not enough to shcare you dat our Presnident vuz loosing eet, take ein look at DIS!

The Cathedral of Hope in Dallas makes one Texas-sized claim that few would expect in the conservative Bible Belt state -- it says it is the world's biggest gay church.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!

All dat Sam's Club Degaying Soloozhun didn't work!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ach Faderland! - Wie Bist Du Weit!

2007-03-15T14:23:00.000-07:00

Dis makes mein...how you say, horny? for der homeland:

The "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above -- provided they can prove they are old enough.

"All clients need to do is show us some proof of age," said a spokesman for the brothel's managing director Armin Lobscheid. "A 'normal session' costs 50 euros with us -- and we're now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests."

Zo it vould not be "shafe und ein haircut, two bits," but just a trim...

Der Jews Haff All Der Fun!

2007-03-13T14:19:00.000-07:00

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday.

A foreign ministry spokeswoman confirmed that the ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael, was recalled but offered no details. "The ministry sees his behavior as unbecoming of a diplomat," the spokeswoman said.

Israeli media reported that local police found Raphael in the yard of the official residence in San Salvador. The reports said he was drunk, naked, and bound and gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth and sex toys lying near him.

Mein Ist Zo Proud!

2007-03-08T11:17:00.000-08:00

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany, home to some 2.5 million people of Turkish descent, has started offering courses in doner kebab production as part of an initiative to train unskilled workers.

If they pass their exams, the first class of 16 students -- all of Turkish descent -- will qualify with a certificate in "Meat Processing with Doner Kebab Production Specialization" at Hamburg's Vocational School for Gastronomy and Nutrition.

Eet ees gut to see dat der shkills ve all learned back in der Faderland have udder practical applications beyond eating der shnitzel, und slicing up der occasional towelhead.

Ees dat not der yuiciest piece of meat you've ever zeen???? Look at how dat hand goes down on eet! From der t'ick root to der tapered teep, eet ees all-Cherman meat!

Libby CONVEECTED?!?!?!?!?

2007-03-06T12:44:00.000-08:00

Oh, no, vot are vew going to do!? Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?!

Mein blames Reichsminister KARL!!!!!

Terrorismist Mooses!!!!!

2007-03-05T11:37:00.000-08:00

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.

Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said.

First eet was der squirrels!Now eet ees der mooses!

LOOK! DEY HANG AROUND DER FLOWERS LIKE DER YAHN EDWARDS!

Ve MUST bomb Iran! Now!

Haw! Haw! Haw! Der Lieberals Ist Fallink Apart!

2007-03-01T13:15:00.000-08:00

Und all because of a few fatties! HAW HAW HAW!

Sadly, No! You?re completely full of shit. The post and the follow-up attacked him for being fat. The clear implication is that being fat?rather than any of the truly noisome qualities embodied by ab Hugh?is disgusting. This means that other fat people, regardless of their political views, are right to feel as though they are being attacked. Why would it be wrong to deride him for, say, being a big faggot? Why would that be offensive to queers in general? When you insult someone on the basis of their sexual orientation, you imply that their sexual orientation is wrong and unpleasant. That means that even faggots you didn?t directly reference are being insulted.

Mein liebschen, Helga, und mein had ein gut laugh over dis slapfest! Und den ve ate der pig, und downed a keg of brau!

Dose lefties, always shticking up for dose who cannot!

Friday Kitler Blogging

2007-02-23T07:27:00.000-08:00

Terrorismists Are Killink Our Klowns!

2007-02-23T07:19:00.000-08:00

BOGOTA (Reuters) - Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters. One of the clowns was killed instantly and the second died the next day in hospital.

"The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident," Henao said in a telephone interview. "We are investigating the motive."

Dot's IT Gottdammit!

Eet was one t'ing when dey was sending in underscover squirrels to terrorismize us! But dis goes TOO FAR!

Ve MUST bomb Iran!

We Must Bomb Iran!

2007-02-20T14:00:00.000-08:00

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli government officials have proposed renaming a park to be built on the Jewish state's biggest garbage dump after the comatose former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, Israeli newspapers reported Tuesday.

"There can be nothing more suitable than to name the park after the prime minister who promoted its establishment," the Yedioth Ahronoth and Maariv dailies quoted Environment Minister Gideon Ezra and Cabinet Secretary Yisrael Maimon as telling the director of the park project in a letter.

"His love of the land, its landscapes and of the flora and fauna was a deep, true love."

Ve haff to give Ariel Sharon ein proper burial ground!

Der Republican Shecret Ist OUT!

2007-02-17T10:54:00.000-08:00

Problems can be avoided if you take HAVIDOL only when you are able to immediately benefit from its effects. To fully benefit from HAVIDOL patients are encouraged to engage in activities requiring exceptional mental, motor, and consumptive coordination.

Der Bushies promised mein dis vould be kept shecret until der deat' taxes vere permanently elemonaded!!!!!!

Und look! Herr McVite! Eet comes in shuppositories! Chust like der Sam's Amerikkkan Choice De-gayer!

HAVIDOL can be taken at any time of day. HAVIDOL is available in tablets or suppositories, depending on your preference. It is recommended that suppositories be used at night.

Friday Kitler Blogging!

2007-02-16T12:51:00.000-08:00

Mit tanks for Out of Hees Mind, mein mean, Out of Context, for der cute l'il Kitler...

We Are Rocking And Rolling Now!

2007-02-13T11:54:00.000-08:00

Nasdaq up 3,000 points ~~... by mistake~~
The index rose in the morning as high as 5,482.62, well above its recorded March 2000 life-time high of 5,132.52.

"It blew me away," said Bruce Zaro, chief technical strategist at Delta Global Advisors Inc., in Plymouth, Massachusetts. "I think ~~someone pressed the wrong digit~~ Boosh's policies are finally vorking for all der pipples!"

You zee? YOU ZEE??? All der pieces of der puzzles is fallink into place! Nuttin' can shtop us now! Ve must bomb Iran!

We Should Belief Him!

2007-02-12T14:02:00.000-08:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is trying to convince the world he has no intention of invading Iran, but is running into skeptics who see U.S. charges that Iran is shipping bombs into Iraq as a step toward conflict.

Having ordered two aircraft carriers to the Gulf and accused Iranians of providing Iraqi militants bombs that have killed 170 Americans, Bush and his top aides are struggling to tamp down talk that a new war is brewing.

Bush himself prompted the talk in a January 10 speech outlining his reworked Iraq strategy, by saying "Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces."

*vink vink* Jah. Ve're not going to go to war mit Iran! Mein is thinking that Iran will go to war mit us!

*vink vink*

I blame Nancy Pelosi!

2007-02-08T13:06:00.000-08:00

Model Anna Nicole Smith has just been pronounced dead.

If Nancy Pelosi wasn't begging for a goddamned jumbo jet, and if John Edwards would fire those Islamofascist, anti-Catholic hate-bloggers, and Ted Kennedy quit trying to pass the goddamn anti-war resolution, Anna Nicole Smith might still be alive.

THANKS DEMONCRATS!

In the meantime, here's a picture of a hot chick to help us mourn:

NOTE: This hot chick is NOT Anna Nicole Smith, although it could have been, if John Kerry hadn't lied about his purple hearts in Vietnam! FLIP-FLOPPER!

GREAT NEWS!

2007-02-07T14:32:00.000-08:00

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (BP)--Having been ?paralyzed by shame? since news of his involvement with a male prostitute surfaced in November, Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intense psychological treatment with an e-mail to members of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, where he formerly served as pastor, Feb. 5.

?We all wanted to know why I developed such incongruity in my life. Thankfully, with the tools we gained there, along with the powerful way God has been illuminating His Word and the Holy Spirit has been convicting and healing me, we now have growing understanding which is giving me some hope for a future,? Haggard said of the treatment he and his wife received in Phoenix.

Tim Ralph, a member of the four-man board of overseers charged with guiding Haggard toward restoration, told The Denver Post that Haggard?s homosexual behavior with a male prostitute named Mike Jones was not a lifelong pattern.

You see? YOU SEE?

Now eet only takes drei weeks to de-gay, when eet used to take five years!!!!!

Dis ist great news for us!

Der Terrorismists Attack Hollywood!

2007-02-05T13:41:00.000-08:00

LOS ANGELES, Feb 3 (Reuters Life!) - A Chewbacca ~~impersonator~~ was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide who warned the furry brown Wookiee about harassing two Japanese tourists, police said on Saturday.

"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do," "Chewie" from the "Star Wars" movies said before slamming his head into the guide's forehead, the Los Angeles Times newspaper reported.

The 6-foot, 5-inch-(1.96-metre-) tall 44-year-old ~~man~~ was charged on Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles Police Department said.

Mein had to edit der Reuters version to fit der facts as Fox told dem.

Dis is disgusting, mein has to admit. Dat der Vookies would side mit der Islamofascisthomoterrorismists is scary! Dey are very hairy pipples und mein is scared of der hairy pipples!

See? Things are going great!

2007-02-03T20:13:00.000-08:00

BBC NEWS | Middle East | Baghdad market bomb 'kills 130'

At least 130 people have been killed and 305 injured in a lorry bombing at a market place in central Baghdad, Iraqi security officials have said. Police say the vehicle blew up in al-Sadriya district as people bought food ahead of a night-time curfew. It shattered stalls and left a huge crater in the street, in the heavily populated, predominantly Shia area. Only the Sadr City bombings in November, which killed more than 200 people, have claimed more lives.

All the liberal Jew-run media wants you to focus on is the 130 people who died! Well, what about the millions of Iraqis who didn't die today?

Goddamn liberal media!

Friday Kitler Bloggink

2007-02-02T15:52:00.000-08:00

Mmmmmmmmm...Chewz!

Jah, When WE Say Eet, Eet's Racist!

2007-01-31T19:42:00.000-08:00

In an interview with the New York Observer published on the day he announced his candidacy, Biden made personal comments about Obama that critics said could be seen as racially insensitive.

Biden, 64, and a six-term senator, is the eighth Democrat to enter the presidential race, and often registers in the low single digits in polls behind Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Obama and 2004 vice presidential nominee John Edwards.

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said in the Observer. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Jah, und some of mein best friends ist negroes...

Damn Them To Der Teufel!

2007-01-30T11:52:00.000-08:00

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A Democratic campaign promise to boost the federal minimum wage for the first time in a decade moved closer to completion on Tuesday when U.S. Senate Republicans lifted a roadblock against it.

Full Senate approval is now possible because Democrats agreed to Republican demands to include tax cuts for small businesses to help cover the cost of raising the minimum wage over two years to $7.25 per hour from $5.15 per hour.

Now who weel mein find to sew up der jackboots cheap? Now mein weel haff to pay some Mexican to cross der Kaleefornia border to come und clean mein pool!

The Terrorismists Win One More

2007-01-29T12:22:00.000-08:00

PHILADELPHIA, Jan 29 (Reuters Life!) - Kentucky Derby-winning racehorse Barbaro was put to death on Monday after failing to recover from a shattered hind leg suffered in the Preakness Stakes last May, the Philadelphia Daily News reported.[...]

The horse developed a deep abscess in his foot last week and underwent surgery on Saturday at the New Bolton Center, Richardson said in a statement.

See dat? Abscess? Dat's ein Arabic word, it means infection! He vuz injected mit der bioterrorismist veapon und kilt!

We must bomb Iran! Now!

The Decider is Back! And, enter The Implementor!

2007-01-28T00:51:00.000-08:00

The Swamp - Chicago Tribune - Blogs.

"One of the things that I've found in Congress is that most people recognize that failure would be a disaster for the United States, and in that I'm the decision-maker, I had to come up with a way forward that precluded disaster," President Bush said. "In other words, I had to think about what's likely to work. And so I worked with our military and I worked with Secretary Gates to come up with a plan that is likely to succeed. And the implementor of that plan is going to be General Petraeus."

Thank goodness The Decider has come back out of the Decide-o-Cave! Now, the war will surely be won (again)!

And this new sidekick, The Implementor, is intriguing! I wonder if he's a blunt Implementor....

To the Decide-o-Poles!

Friday Kitler Blogging

2007-01-26T13:50:00.000-08:00

Today, der bag uff Cheweez, tomorrow, ZE VORLD!

Mean ol' liberal Wolf Blitzer attacks Vice President Cheney

2007-01-25T05:44:00.000-08:00

How dare this ultraleftwing son of bitch Wolf Blitzer attack Vice President Cheney and bring up his dyke daughter? I mean, how goddamn liberal is that?

The people in Dick Cheney's party never mention gays. Never!

Who the hell is this "Focus on the Family?" Sounds like a goddamn Communist front to me. Probably headed up by Cindy Sheehan and a bunch of ACLU lawyers who want to take the Ten Commandments tattoo off my ass!

I mean, if there's anything we've learned from the past 50 years of GOP politics, it's that the Republicans LOVE the gays. They are gay loving, open-minded Nobel Peace Prize winners. Everyone knows that! Everyone!

It is simply outrageous that someone would ever mention some anti-gay rhetoric to a Republican politician. This Focus on the Family commie pinko 527 bullshit group ought to be investigated by the FBI until they can't afford to pay for their liberal tie-dye t-shirts and Grateful Dead albums.

OUTRAGEOUS!

Obama went to a madrassa! He's a closet Muslim!

2007-01-24T06:10:00.000-08:00

LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES!

We are doomed! Doomed!

I was scared of him when he was just black! Now, he's a radical Shiite cleric!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!

ARGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

He denied it! It must be true!

Throw Der Book At Him!

2007-01-22T11:34:00.000-08:00

CANBERRA, Jan 22 (Reuters Life!) - An airline passenger barred from a flight for wearing a T-shirt labeling President Bush a terrorist has threatened legal action against Australia's flag carrier Qantas.

Allen Jasson, 55, an Australian IT expert who lives in Britain, was stopped from boarding a London-bound Qantas flight at Melbourne Airport last Friday for wearing what the airline said was an offensive T-shirt.

Airline staff said the T-shirt of Bush with the tagline "World's number 1 terrorist" could have upset other passengers and demanded it be changed for another.

But Jasson, who had earlier traveled on a Qantas domestic flight wearing the Bush T-shirt, said his right to freedom of speech had been infringed by Qantas.

Mein Gott, what has become of American dese days! Some asshole can get on ein flight vearing ein T-shirt dot says Bush ist ein terorisimist!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dis guy should be sent to Guantanamo instead of walking der streets of...where ist Melbourne, anyway? Floreeda?

Makese zense. Ignorant bunch of pipples down dere...

Hugo First!

2007-01-21T14:12:00.000-08:00

CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Sunday called the U.S. secretary of state "my little ~~beetch~~ girl" and told Washington to "go to hell" after it questioned his plan to seek special powers to legislate by decree.

Chavez, a Cuba ally re-elected by a landslide in December, this month launched a campaign to consolidate power by nationalizing key industries, seeking expanded executive powers and pushing for unlimited presidential re-election.

A State Department spokesman on Friday described Chavez's proposal to allow presidents to rule by decree as "a bit odd" in a democracy.

At least we take care of our little brown people, und feed der hungry, clothe der homeless und shelter the nekkid!

Mein Gott, She Is HOTT!

2007-01-17T10:53:00.000-08:00

WOO HOO! Look at dose ankles! Mein is betting she can carry a sack of hops twenty miles!

Dis is der new rage on all der beaches in Baghdad: Der Burqini!

Rrrrrrrow! Rrrrrrrrowf! Mein is t'inking all vimmin should wear dese to der beaches, especially mein fat girlfriend Helga...

See? It's the goddamn Iraqis' fault!

2007-01-13T20:20:00.000-08:00

White House

President's Radio Address

"Only the Iraqis can end the sectarian violence and secure their people. Their leaders understand this, and they are stepping forward to do it. But they need our help, and it is in our interests to provide that help. ... Whatever our differences on strategy and tactics, we all have a duty to ensure that our troops have what they need to succeed. ... I urge members of Congress to fulfill their responsibilities, make their views known, and to always support our men and women in harm's way."

See? I knew it was those goddamned Iraqis that fucked this war all up!

If they didn't want all this bombing and violence and shit, then why in the good goddamn did they invite us over there to blow up their shit and hang their king?

They're a bunch of goddamn ingrates if you ask me. We sure as hell didn't have to take time off from our war in Afghanistan to help those bastards out, but because we love the good baby Jesus so much, and because we love freedom and democracy and oil and all that shit, we let Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda and the Taliban go, just so we could help out the Iraqis, who we love like our own brothers and sisters, except we don't love them as much, because they don't love the good baby Jesus. They love some guy who I've been told was a child molester or some such shit. (Hey, if John Gibson says it's true, then it's fucking true.)

So, here we are, and the goddamn Democrats are acting like they're not going to let the president pay to send 21,224 more young men and women to die in combat. Hey, DUMB-ocrats, the president's rich! Remember?

If he wants to send 21,224 more troops to die, then he'll pay for it himself. Stupid bastards. What? You think the rich people who get the tax cuts won't chip in? Well, of course not, but they'll force their employees to pitch in, by paying them less! It's called capitalism, you dumb shits. Look it up in your stupid land based dictionary at your stupid free public library.

Maybe you can check out a copy of the L-Word on VHS while you're there, you bunch of gay-loving freaks.

SURGE!!!!

I'm still proud to be one of the 29% who gets it right on Bush!

It's not a world war. It's a global war.

2007-01-12T18:17:00.000-08:00

BBC NEWS | Middle East | Rice denies US 'escalating Iraq'

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has denied that the US intends to escalate the war in Iraq by confronting Iranian groups operating there.

Ms Rice backed a pledge by President Bush to run search and destroy missions against groups suspected of building bombs for use within Iraq.

"That's not an escalation, that's good policy," Ms Rice told the BBC.

See? It's not escalation! It's good policy.

SURGE!

Someone please buy this for me

2007-01-11T07:55:00.000-08:00

It looks awesome!

Rusty Humphries - Bomb Iraq CD - AUDIO ONLY

Rusty Humphries takes on the terrorists with this hysterical CD of political parodies.

You've heard these tracks on the radio, including Bomb Iraq, Osama Bin Ladin, Teenager In Palestine, Pakistan, A Little Help From Yasser's Friends, Blowin' Up Saddam Is The Thing To Do, Hussein, Dead or Alive, Sneakin' Into The USA, God Bless The USA.

Man, this looks awesome. I bet they play this shit all the time on Bob and Tom!

Ve Can't Do Zis Cheaper???

2007-01-10T11:45:00.000-08:00

The officials said the cost of the [21,500] troop increase would be around $5.6 billion. An additional $1.2 billion would finance rebuilding and jobs programs with the aim of cutting down on the supply of new recruits for militias.

Dot's not too bad, only $300,000 per troops, but mein thinks ve can do eet cheaper by sending over our welfare recipients und illegal immigrants, who vould vork for minimum vage. Bet we safe at least $290,000 per troops, und could put dat into tax cuts for der wealty like mein...ve can safe even more money by zending dem to Iraq by catapultz!

Corpse + Surge = VICTORY!

2007-01-10T10:18:00.000-08:00

Xinhua - English

A new video of Saddam Hussein's corpse has been posted on the Internet.

The video, which appears to have been taken with a camera phone, shows Saddam shortly after his hanging, with a gaping neck wound.

Well, this video will surely quell the insurgency. Add THE SURGE to that, and this war is over, baby!

We won!

Again!

9/11!

Speaker Pelosi!

SURGE!!!

Yee-haw!!!!

Wesley Clark hates the troops

2007-01-06T20:47:00.000-08:00

Independent Online Edition Americas

Wesley Clark, the former Nato commander who led the 1999 war in Kosovo, is urging President George Bush not to send more troops to Iraq, saying the "surge" in forces being considered by the White House would be too little, too late and could only deepen the hole that the United States and its allies have dug themselves.

Writing exclusively in The Independent on Sunday, General Clark said the time for a military solution was long past, that US troops lack the skills and the political legitimacy to pacify the conflict-ridden regions, and that the only way forward was a political initiative encompassing the entire region.

And his name is faggy.

For Carl

2007-01-06T20:02:00.000-08:00

Bush Space Policy by ~Latuff2 on deviantART

Damn those Iraqis

2007-01-04T20:56:00.000-08:00

They didn't get this out in time for my Christmas cards!

Enjoy!

And, hey, I always love a new lynchin' chant!

Muqtada! Muqtada!!

We won!

2006-12-30T18:35:00.000-08:00

Not a shot was fired yet the Somali jihad was suddenly over... | World | The Observer

Their fortress fell without a shot. After just nine days of clashes in Somalia's hinterland, the Islamists who had vowed to fight to the death abandoned Mogadishu, the city they had governed since June. From having controlled most of southern and central Somalia, they were holed up yesterday in the southern port city of Kismaayo, facing annihilation by Ethiopian troops.

Not sure why this British news rag refers to the Coalition of the Willing as "Ethiopian troops," but what the hell, we won!

Whoo hoo!

First the the Somali jihadists. Next, the Cylons!

Finally, We Are Winning Ein War!

2006-12-28T11:41:00.000-08:00

Mein hero, Shtephen Colbert, must be shpinning in his grave over dis great news!

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - With their icy Arctic habitat melting, polar bears need new protections under the Endangered Species Act, Bush administration officials said on Wednesday in a decision that raised questions about the president's skeptical stance on global warming.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service proposed that the bears, a white-furred icon of the North, be listed as "threatened" under the act. Such a listing would force government agencies to ensure they take no action that jeopardizes the animal's existence.

That in turn could pressure the government to consider tougher measures to clean up the air because most scientists believe carbon dioxide emissions cause global warming. Bush administration officials, however, indicated there would be no new curbs on oil drilling in Alaska or limits on greenhouse-gas emissions.

One species of bear down, four to go!

Ein Great Mensch Ees Dead

2006-12-27T07:04:00.000-08:00

Der Fuhr...mein mean, der President Gerald Ford, has died last night. He vuz a good man, pardoned Richard Nixon und led der vay for der re-selection of der Bush dynasty three times in five elections! Ve should only haff has such good election-rigging!

Und he vuz ein man of der pipples as evidenced by dis docoomentary:

Merry Christmas

2006-12-24T13:38:00.000-08:00

The Christian Soldiers here at Little Green Fascists wish you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. But none of those other fake holidays ... especially the Muslim terrorist ones.

Finally! Der Brown Pipples Start To Help Us Mit Security!

2006-12-21T13:44:00.000-08:00

LOS ANGELES, Dec 20 (Reuters Life!) - A woman sent her one-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, security officials said on Wednesday.

The woman, who spoke little English and was traveling to Mexico, put the infant in a plastic bin used to hold loose carry-on items for security scanning at the busy airport on Saturday morning.

Security screeners saw the baby as it started to pass through, pulled the bin out, and immediately sought medical assistance for the child, Transportation Security Administration spokesman Nico Melendez said.

The baby was examined at a local hospital and judged not to have received a dangerous dose of radiation.

See? Dis is reshpecting der American vays! Don't bodder mit der passports und der background checks und all dat! Shtick der brown pipples into der X ray machine und den let dem board der planes!

Mein het's off to dis voman!

Thomas Jefferson Was Wrong!

2006-12-19T12:17:00.000-08:00

This holiday season, those nasty liberals, commies, and SecProgs have been quoting some line from Thomas Jefferson about religious tolerance:

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson"

But here we have evidence that what your neighbors say does pick someone's pocket. And those 'someones' are the valiant religious groups fighting the War on Christmas! If we let this issue blow over, if we lie down our arms for the sake of peace, then these worthy organizations will have a much harder time raising money.

Don't let this horror happen! Keep on fighting! For the love of all that is holy, make them say, "Merry Christmas!"

Cross-posted to The War On Christmas!

Look Who's Ist Number One!

2006-12-18T09:29:00.000-08:00

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Macaca" you are number one.

The word "macaca," used by outgoing Republican Sen. George Allen of Virginia to describe a Democratic activist of Indian descent who was trailing his campaign, was named the most politically incorrect word of the year on Friday by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that studies word usage.

"The word might have changed the political balance of the U.S. Senate, since Allen's utterance (an offensive slang term for Indians from the Sub-continent) surely impacted his election bid," said the group's head, Paul JJ Payack.

So, dis means George Allen won, und dat means he can return to der Senate, und DAT means ve control der world again!

What? No Rummy?

2006-12-15T19:30:00.000-08:00

VOA News - President Bush Awards Medal of Freedom

U.S. President George Bush awarded America's highest civilian honor to 10 men and women who have distinguished themselves in contributing to world peace, national security, and culture. VOA White House Correspondent Scott Stearns has the story.

Donald Rumsfeld wins the war in Iraq for us, and he gets no love? For shame!

I'm also disappointed that George Tenet didn't get a second medal. Phrases like "slam dunk" aren't coined every day, you know.

I'm starting a petition!

God smites the Democratic majority!

2006-12-14T04:45:00.000-08:00

S.D. Sen. Johnson in critical condition

Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson was in critical condition early Thursday, recovering from emergency surgery overnight, a hospital official said.
Johnson suffered stroke-like symptoms Wednesday, just weeks before his party, with only a one-vote majority, was to take control of the Senate.
...

Apart from the risk to his health, Johnson's illness carried political ramifications. Democrats emerged from last month's elections with a 51-49 Senate majority. If he were forced to relinquish his seat, a replacement would be named by South Dakota's GOP Gov. Mike Rounds.
A Republican appointee would create a 50-50 tie, and allow the GOP to retain Senate control.

Happy days are here again! Yat-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Condi uses math to get Syrians' goat!

2006-12-13T19:58:00.000-08:00

Interview With Sylvie Lanteaume and David Millikin of Agence France Presse

"Syria is engaged in policies that are if not 180 degrees, 170 degrees antithetical to the interests of mainstream forces in the Middle East."

-- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

You tell 'em, Condi! Those damn Syrians with their semi-circles and their not-so-semi-circles! They make me so mad!

Ve Must Bomb Iran!

2006-12-12T11:07:00.000-08:00

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday told delegates at an international conference questioning the Holocaust that Israel's days were numbered.

Ahmadinejad, who has sparked international outcry by referring to the killing of six million Jews in World War Two as a "myth" and calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map", launched another verbal attack on the Jewish state.

"Thanks to people's wishes and God's will the trend for the existence of the Zionist regime is downwards and this is what God has promised and what all nations want," he said.

"Just as the Soviet Union was wiped out and today does not exist, so will the Zionist regime soon be wiped out," he added.

Mein is not sure what has Pajamajohn's kneeckers in a tvist zo badly, but der time hast come to bomb Iran und make zure dat he cannot vage var on our Chewish friends!

Dot's OUR job, gottdammit!

War on Christmas Dispatch: Rapine in Seattle!

2006-12-10T22:34:00.000-08:00

Brave defenders of Christmas at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport were forced into a Hobon's choice this weekend: either remove Christmas trees which traditionally were placed around the terminals to brighten the travels and travails of passengers or erect an enormous Menorah to commemorate Hanukah.

What else could they do? They boxed up the trees in the dead of night and moved them to an unknown location. All because of the complaints of one man, a rabbi who was just trying to 'add some light' to the holiday. Airport officials tried to make it sound like a victory rather than a defeat:

"We decided to take the trees down because we didn't want to be exclusive," said airport spokeswoman Terri-Ann Betancourt. "We're trying to be thoughtful and respectful, and will review policies after the first of the year."

The instigator of this bloody battle tried to make it sound like the airport was overreacting, but failed:

"Everyone should have their spirit of the holiday. For many people the trees are the spirit of the holidays, and adding a menorah adds light to the season," said Bogomilsky, who works in Seattle at the regional headquarters for Chabad Lubavitch, a Jewish education foundation.

..."They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," said Bogomilsky's lawyer, Harvey Grad. "There is a concern here that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch."

Grinch indeed, Rabbi Bogomilsky, if that is your real name! Why do we need to be sensitive to people of other faiths? It's just an international airport!

Cross-posted to The War On Christmas

Mein Thinks Freedom Fan Ist Indian?

2006-12-08T13:55:00.000-08:00

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

Evil In Near Las Vegas!!

2006-12-07T13:54:00.000-08:00

Ever since I've come out of my spiritual reconstruction, I've been especially attuned to the evil inherent in our society. It must be stamped out! That latest outrage is our government's decision to allow a Wiccan' soldier to have the Wiccan pentagram on the plaque commemorating his death. And do you think it's any coincidence that this transgression occurred right before Christmas?! I don't either!!

Isn't it enough that this evil soldier got a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star? Why does the Northern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery in Fernley, Neveda have to be desecrated?

And take a look at the soldier's wife and mother-in-law. His wife is wearing some anti-American Native American garb and the mother-in-law isn't dressed completely in black.

The evil makes me shudder!

Cross-posted on The War on Christmas

Poisoned Former KGB Spy Was IslamoFascist!

2006-12-07T13:04:00.000-08:00

The MSM would have you believe that Alexander Litvinenko, the former KGB spy and investigative reporter, was an innocent victim of poisoning, but now we know he was hardly innocent!

Some 100 people attended Litvinenko's memorial ceremony at the Regent's Park mosque [emphasis mine---ed.] in central London, including leading Chechen separatist Akhmed Zakayev, who has been granted asylum by Britain.
One of Litvinenko's sons, aged about 20, also took part in the prayer, which was given in Arabic [emphasis mine---ed.] and English by the local imam.
The ex-KGB agent had requested a Muslim ceremony [emphasis mine---ed.] before he died.